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Engineers Are Funny

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My team at work is having a team outing tomorrow, where we will all leave at lunch to go eat and bond over a round…

Science!

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I was thinking back today and I remembered something totally awesome from my childhood. And by childhood I mean high school. When I was a…

The New "Thing"

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I like new technologies as much as the next software engineer, but I have my limits. Maybe I'm just more conservative than some of my colleagues.

Linux The Dog

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So I wanted to share some photos I took of my dog today. I recently had the invisible fence that came with my house checked…

Being Sick Sucks

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Title says it all. I'm stuck at home home today and tomorrow with an achy body and, as of right now, a fever of 100.7.

PC Infrastructure Needs an Update

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There is a lot of hupla (and rightly so) surrounding parallel computing today. CPUs aren't getting much faster in terms of clock speeds these days…

CS-MIC Lives!

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After having laid dormant for so long, CS-MIC has risen once again. Years in development, and months since the last update, CS-MIC is back with…

Presentation Matters

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As a professional software developer, my job is to plan, design and implement software solutions to problems. This involves learning about a business problem, the…

Tornado Warning

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Standing in the bathroom waiting for the tornado warning to pass. I think the people in the hall are missing the point of taking shelter.

Professional

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I have a degree in Computer Engineering and Computer Science from the University of Louisville Speed School. I graduated in 2009. I started working at…

How I Wasted Two Days Learning SSIS Against My Will

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So for two days I've been beating my head against the wall at work. The task was simple enough: Easy enough, right? Not so much.

Zombies

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So I've been powering through an audio drama recently. We're Alive is an amazing story about a zombie outbreak that is more complex than what…